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[Hotrock]

I have secretly admired them for years...or not so secretly on occasion.
My loved ones know that I have a perverse desire and understand my need to seek them out on a regular basis wherever I am.
I have oft been caught by my good wife guiltily  trawling the net to seek out pictures of dusky, exotic, curvacious beauties.
What really turns me on are the ones with really delicate features, their warm bodies just begging to be carressed by my eager fingers.
I want to make them laugh and giggle. I want them to sing to my tune as my fingers dart.

Even the bizarrest, gothic types have a certain appeal on occasion... and there lies my deepest dark secret. I gaze (or oggle) upon them all and picture them held in my arms.
It doesn't matter if they're ugly, sometimes the ugly ones have surprisingly sweet voices... though it wouldn't do my public image any good to be seen around town with one of them but basically, if they have a good body it works for me.

And now I have chosen a favourite and, possibly with a liitle jealousy from certain quarters if I pay her too much attention, I get to meet her for the very first time one day next week.

I can't wait. I just had to share my mounting excitment with you. I'm still having difficulty believing it's really going to happen.

I have a picture. I'm sure you will understand my eagerness as soon as you lay your eyes on her luscious, dark curves.

http://www.njaz.com/guitars/trg2.htm

[the old gray mare]

Wow! She is gorgeous!

[The Ninja King, Cobra Angels]

Lucky.

[Hotrock]

She arrived!
Playing her is a dream compared to my others and already my playing has impoved. Now all I require is time alone with her.   

[Jeff]

So when is the first album and when does the tour start? 

[freja]

Love True Love.....

It has come to my attention over the years that men only truly love their instruments and their computers...we women are nice when food is on the table or a little playtime before they go back to their true loves. Wow does that sound bitter to anyone else other than me?? 

Not that I cant say i don't absolutley LOVE my computer and couldn't live without her. *pets my pretty machine*

[Sir Breakfast]

Aw! Rockster You are one lucky guy - but, for a moment I was seeing you on some exotic island ...you know.   I feel the same way about my microphone and as a young announcer, painted a set of lips on the mic's windsock going over the imprint with my then girlfriend's lipstick.  We got to keep our windsock

Windsock is the little foam piece which fits over the mic.  Stopppps popppppppping and breaks down sibilanths

[Hotrock]

I've since taken posession of a beautiful Yamaha 12 string.
Ah, the manifold tones of heaven. 

[EllieT]

I love my computer too, Freja ('oh tell us why Ellie'), since it's a doorway to other cultures/people and what is happening in other parts of the globe. As a writer it's an extension of my hand and frequently I marvel at its ease given the complexity of its makeup.

Ellie-kins

[Moliz]

And I've heard Hotrock play it! He is really, really good!!
YES, you are!!

[sharky]

Just got nothing better to do with your fingers I guess Rob eh? :-)

James.

[EllieT]

Sharky! You found your way back to us! Let the games - and fun - begin! So tell us -what have you been up to? How's the mum-in-law? How's the novel coming along? Enquiring minds wanna know.

Elllie-kins

[sharky]

For now my novel is done, I've printed out a copy and my neighbour said she would read it and give me an opinion, not sure yet what sort of stuff she is into, but she will be the first to read the complete work other than myself, so I'm nervous and thrilled all in the same breath.
100,000 thousand words long It'll take her a while to read, but to get it professionally proof read here in the UK is going to cost around £450, around nine hundred dollars so it could be a while yet before I can save up that much.



Mother in law still alive.

James.

[Hotrock]

Just got nothing better to do with your fingers I guess Rob eh? :-)

James.

LOL, Unfortunately my keyboard died so the guitar has taken over completely. I must say that since buying the guitars I get much more pleasure from them then ever I did with synths.
I wish I had discovered them years ago.

Thanks for the complement Mo but i have a LONG way to go before I can be concidered good, let alone very good.
Tis an ever growing passion though and the more I learn of the instrument the more she teaches me.

[Moliz]

I still say you're good!!

[Hotrock]

 :  X  

[Sir Breakfast]

Yeah! he is an' I got CDs to prove it.

[Hotrock]

Why thank you kind folk. 
You make a modest man blush. 

[sharky]

Blush man, I'll make ya blush.....how do we spell 'considered' eh ?  are ya cheeks red now huh , yup... reckon they are, I reckon Rob just got big chubby fingers an hit a 'c' instead of an 's' ....lets face it, the letters are somewhere near each other..(protected by 'D an X o'course) :-) 
Those chubby fingers destroyed the keyboard, squashed the soprano, altered the alto, trashed the tenor and bollo%ed the base for good measure :.

I cringe when I think of whats happening to those poor guitar strings,
"Never be a Cliff Richard"
who said that? :-) 

James.

[Hotrock]

How do we spell considered? Er, wrongly I guess. 

Actually James I have bony fingers, very little flesh on them so my errors are born from... being human I guess.
I don't use the spellchecker unless I'm writing a 'piece' and I guess a letter slipped through my normally vigilant perfection. 

... and what's wrong with Sir Cliff? LOL  (I could never)

[sharky]

I spelt 'edification with a 'k' once, that was picked swiftly by someone, I soon found myself pounced on and trampled underfoot for that one.

Misdakes are esilly mayd Rob so dunt lett tit wurry yoo, dunt wurry me...

Mother in law update!
As stated the old battle axe is still breathing, her knees are still giving her 'jip', but then she is well into her seventies now and can still make it on holiday with us..(*%ck it all).

She still won't sign her house over to my daughters name, meaning that if she does suddenly go 'Ga Ga', the council will repossess her home and it's contents and sell it off, the proceeds going to her 'care in a home' until she pegs it or the money runs out and she is downgraded to a simple pleb with no useable income.
I've tried telling her that her home has to be in Lauras name for seven years before it's safe from local government policies, but her reply is simply, "It just wouldn't feel like my home if my name wasn't on the deeds". 
Stupid mare doesn't realise she risks losing it all just for the want of a signature on a piece of paper.
Her grand daughter worships her nan and would never kick her gran out onto the street...What is it with OLD people, is it inherent to become a cantankerous and stubborn old fart as you age?
We had a blazing row last year over something stupid, even got the sour faced old cow to swear at me...that was a milestone in itself.
She still has income enough to keep on a holiday caravan, that's more of my inheritance slipping through the net

There are more family problems which have manifested themselves since I was here last, so I'll update you in due course, work at 05.30 in the morning, so I'm off to bed, good night.

James.