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[Hotrock]

Folks, I'd like to introduce you to a good friend of mine from a now defunct forum called Penned-Ink.
As soon as she answers the notification e-mail she'll be here so please get the bar stocked and new padding in the cell next to mine as I put up the bunting and prepare her meds.
Welcome Freja. YEY!

[Jeff]

Yahoo! A new patient... er victim... geees, I keep fergettin that werd... you knows its, its the werds that makes new folks feel safe? Um... oh, we got's a new member. 

Easy on the meds there Hotrock, we's gots to make them last the month. 

Welcome to the nut house... er I mean forum!

Jeff

[the old gray mare]

Good grief, guys, you are going to scare her off before she even gets here;o)


 Welcome, Writer Friend!

[Hotrock]

LOL, I promise you it takes a hell of a lot to scare Freja and I doubt Jeff and I as a double act would come close.

Come on Fre, I'm beginning to feel premature here and that's a horrible thing to happen to a guy.

[Moliz]

A great big welcome to you, Freja. Any friend of Hotrock's is very, very welcome here.

[freja]

why thank you everyone!!!

Ahh all this talk of meds makes me miss Ophelia. And never you boys mind little ol' me. I promise there is nothing any of you can say that could come anywhere near close to scaring me off 

thanks for the padded cell too, i was wearing out the padding on my old one. I do hope this one is a good deep red color though....blood is sooo hard to get out of white.

So lets get the party started. Hi everyone!!! i'm Freja my favorite color is transparent and i love barbies and pink frilly clothes.....wait no one's EVER going to believe that. *sigh* oh all right. I'm none of those things. 

[Hotrock]

Hey Fre, I was beginning to think you were a figment of my imagination!
I think you'll like it here, I know we'll like you.
Make yourself comfortable and have a glass or two of Chatau du Rad (I'm sure Moliz has a few barrels stashed somewhere but I still aint found 'em)

Good to see you finally made it, I'll see if I can get Dee to join up (again) 

[The Ninja King, Cobra Angels]

I like this one. . .she's funny. She makes me laugh.

[Hotrock]

Trust me, you aint seen nothin' yet. Fre has made me laugh sinse the day we first met.

[freja]

Sorry i've been gone for so long hotrock....you know what they say about when the cats away and all that. Well this kitty's been away for too long. Gotta jump back on the horse and look it in the mouth? Or ....wait that doesn't sound quite right... 

Char de what??? Whatever hon just point me to the rum.

Ok now to definitely get this party started. I'm looking for dirt haha
who's the regulars and who should we expect to pop in every once in a while? And i may have completely missed something i promise i'll look again but i haven't seen my home....where is the fantasy sci fi area?

[Hotrock]

I'm just glad you found us Fre. xx

[Jeff]

You know, I completely forgot about fantasy/sci/fi. I'll get to work right away... well, maybe not right away... maybe sometime before Christmas.

Welcome to the forum... oh and be careful of the meds, some of the regulars like to steal the good stuff and give you the bad stuff, you know, the sugar ones. 

[Sir Breakfast]

G'day, Fre.  Me name is Al,  I'm Orstraylian, therefore beyond reproach.  I like gals who love pink, frilly things - I love redheads,  Southern belles, Basil Brush-tailed pussy cats and Celine (Blessed Be Her Name) Dion (La Premier Chanteuse du Canada et Quebec et Montreal et Etats Unie et Las Vegas et Australie et du Monde)

I was originally in the Humor forum and was transferred to this institute some years ago - I am a lifer; my papers are marked: "Never to Be Released"

Enjoy this column.

[EllieT]

Add my special welcome, Freja! Consider this a personal invitation to join in our insanityerudite group of literary mavens. Look forward to reading your opinions.

Ellie-kins

[freja]

*Blushes* Aww you guys,

First I love Irish, scottish british and australian men Al so...good on ya mate!

I'm a natural red head southern bell who actually HATES pink frilly things, still two out of three aint bad. I'm a recent Divorcee single mother of two...right little hooligans (BTW Hotrock...gabriel started writing his first book!!!! It's a Pokemon book but who cares...he loves to write like his old mum!!!) I LOVE sci-fi Fantasy and haven't written a thing in over three years. I've definitely fallen off the horse and am terrified to get back on and too proud to admit i'm terrified...except i just did LOL. Al will prolly be disappointed but when my husband left so did the red hair...and alot of the naivete that I never even thought i had. I won't lie i'm a little bitter and cynical and ALOT sarcastic. But i have a great sense of humor and writing has been my entire life.

[Sir Breakfast]

You just carry on being like you are.  Glad you like Irish, British, I'm of both heritage (British/Irish on my mom's side  and  Canadian (Irish) on my Dad's.
glad you're on board with us.

[sharky]

Welcome Freja to the madhouse......where we all seem to come and go at various times for various reasons :-}

Another Sci Fi buff here is a welcome addition, as to falling off the wagon that's simply daft, after three years abstinance you must be absolutely bursting at the seams with ideas, I reckon several of us could get swept away in the flood once the dam bursts and the stories begin to cascade into the forum.

I'm James, English, living in rural Norfolk on the south east coast of the UK, and I love redheads, a certain pale skinned redhead in Girls Aloud called Nicola is my fantasy girl of the hour, even though I shall never get to meet her (sob).

Looking forward to you posting 'stuff' in the critique forum where I tend to hang out, I love reading new 'stuff' in any genre, and being newly returned myself and having some catching up to do I shall relish it all the more.

Once again welcome, turn your hat round backwards and wear your underwear inside out and you'll be right at home here :-)

James. 

[Sir Breakfast]

I know Norfolk.. I've sailed the Broads, walked Norwich, supported the Canaries against Swindon (that was in the days of League Division 3 - South).  Love the SE counties of Britain as I do.   Please read my lips.  I-will-never-drive-on-their-bloody-motorways-again.  My last trip - Ipswich to Southampton was a daymare.